a. “Who’s the mope with all the post-it notes on his head?
b. “Are those sparklers? 4th of July isn’t for 6 months!”
c. “This isn’t some sort of new hair transplant treatment, is it?
d. “Looks like an EEG to me. My guess is that somebody didn’t keep taking his Keppra.”

If you answered “d” give yourself a gold star. Not only did I have an incident earlier this week, I had to admit that I wasn’t taking my Keppra every day, twice a day.  I disappointed my family, my neurosurgeon and myself.

Ouch – admitting that hurt worse than showing this picture.